I am funny.
Said Danny Gill.
Well, no he ain’t.
Danny was brought into this world on a miracle. A small chance. An impossible idea.
What would happen if we brought everything bad in the world. Every sin. Every gun, every drug, every single piece of hurt. Well the answer we get this creature. This inhuman, unnatural monster. Danny Gill
If you’ve seem him around he school he looks like a mole. And he thinks his funny which makes it even worse. Some may say “witty” I say the most annoying kid in the world. Outspoken isn’t the word. Outspoken means you like your voice. Danny loves his on voice. He reminds me of a 17 year old Hitler. An old man trapped in this youth like body. When I say youth I mean it…. he looks about 8.
However, there is a beast that is infinitely worse than Mister Gill. Imagine a wet dog. Imagine the smell, and you’re halfway there. Ben Garwood is what we would call a sub species, one that uses a simplified version of English called ‘banter’. His vocabulary includes words like ‘peng’ and ‘long’, which only adds to the disgusting appearance.
He is kept in a travellers camp in Essex, and when it was demolished, onlookers were reported to have mentioned dramatic household improvements. I hate his name. Ben doesn’t suit him. Try Trevor. That’s better.
Now Trevor, you see your problem is that you have no perception of what you can’t see. You can’t possibly imagine anything happening that he cannot see. This is why he has no possessions.
He does this a lot.
in Conclusion Danny gill is a bean Ben is “peng”.
